{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":1023640,"song":"Weed Card","artist":"Garfunkel and Oates","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11225890-weed-card-chords-by-garfunkel-and-oates/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/1023640?type=chord","rating":4.7572,"votes":34,"content":"\r\n  Intro {[ch]D[/ch],[ch]G[/ch],[ch]D[/ch],[ch]G[/ch]}\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab]   [ch]D[/ch]                [ch]G[/ch]\r\nEveryone knows marijuana's dangerous.[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]D[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]\r\nMedical pot is really strong.[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]D[/ch]                   [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThat's why it's so hard in California,[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]D[/ch]\r\nto get your weed card,[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]G[/ch]                 [ch]D[/ch]         [ch]G[/ch]\r\nunless something's really wrong.   {D,G,D,G}[/tab]\r\n \r\n[tab]  [ch]D[/ch]               [ch]G[/ch]\r\nGonna pay a visit to my doctor. [/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]D[/ch]                      [ch]G[/ch]\r\nIt's a long shot but I gotta try. [/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]D[/ch]                 [ch]G[/ch]                [ch]D[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]\r\nShe hands me a list of all the illnesses I can have to qualify. [/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]A[/ch]                                ([ch]A[/ch])\r\nCan't believe what I am reading, this is just what I've been needing.[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]D[/ch]        [ch]G[/ch]             [ch]D[/ch]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\nA Government supply to get legally high. [/tab]\r\n\r\n   REFRAIN:\r\n\r\n[tab]  [ch]Em[/ch]       [ch]A[/ch]                [ch]D[/ch]\r\n Weed card,  that's what I need [/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]G[/ch]         [ch]Em[/ch]   [ch]A[/ch]        [ch]D[/ch]\r\nhardly ever OK always but it's not an[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]G[/ch]              [ch]Em[/ch]             [ch]A[/ch]\r\naddiction cause my doctor gave me,[/tab]\r\n        [ch]D[/ch]\r\n[ch]A[/ch] prescription.\r\n\r\n{[ch]G[/ch],[ch]D[/ch],[ch]G[/ch]}\r\n        \r\n\r\nVerse: {[ch]D[/ch],[ch]G[/ch],[ch]D[/ch],[ch]G[/ch]}\r\n \r\n[tab]  [ch]D[/ch]                          [ch]G[/ch]                [ch]D[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]\r\n You can get your card for having headaches, bad dreams, or anxiety, [/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]D[/ch]                        [ch]G[/ch]        [ch]D[/ch]          [ch]G[/ch]\r\nespecially for drugs or alcohol, anorexia or obesity. [/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]D[/ch]       [ch]G[/ch]           [ch]D[/ch]       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nToo fat too thin either way you win.[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]D[/ch]                     [ch]G[/ch]                [ch]D[/ch]            [ch]G[/ch]\r\nHeart dome syndrome, color blindness st-studuring, t-tooth decay.[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]D[/ch]                   [ch]G[/ch]                [ch]D[/ch]            [ch]G[/ch]\r\nFatigue, depression, motion sickness, impotence, or TMJ. [/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab] [ch]A[/ch]                                     ([ch]A[/ch])\r\n You can smoke to quit cigarettes or asthma or your mother f***in turrets. [/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]D[/ch]         [ch]G[/ch]                    [ch]D[/ch]         [ch]G[/ch]\r\nIt's a dream come true, there's nothing pot can't do. [/tab]\r\n\r\n   REFRAIN:\r\n\r\n[tab]  [ch]Em[/ch]       [ch]A[/ch]                [ch]D[/ch]\r\n Weed card,  that's what I need [/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]G[/ch]         [ch]Em[/ch]   [ch]A[/ch]        [ch]D[/ch]\r\nhardly ever OK always but it's not an[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]G[/ch]              [ch]Em[/ch]             [ch]A[/ch]\r\naddiction cause my doctor gave me,[/tab]\r\n        [ch]D[/ch]\r\n[ch]A[/ch] prescription. {[ch]G[/ch],[ch]D[/ch],[ch]G[/ch]}\r\n        \r\n\r\n[tab]                   [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\n Break it down now, Got back pain need Mary Jane,[/tab]\r\n[tab]  {[ch]Dm[/ch]}\r\n cant handle this need cannabis gotta stomach ache, [/tab]\r\n[tab]   {[ch]Dm[/ch]}\r\ngotta wake and bake, got an injury need THC.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]      [ch]Am[/ch]\r\n Get f***ed up for your hyperhidrosis,[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]Fmaj[/ch]\r\n which is sweaty palms in case you need a diagnosis![/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]D[/ch]      [ch]G[/ch]                [ch]D[/ch]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\n It's not a crime, it's worth twenty times.[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\nREFRAIN:\r\n\r\n[tab]  [ch]Em[/ch]       [ch]A[/ch]                [ch]D[/ch]\r\n Weed card,  that's what I need [/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]G[/ch]         [ch]Em[/ch]   [ch]A[/ch]        [ch]D[/ch]\r\nhardly ever OK always but it's not an[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]G[/ch]              [ch]Em[/ch]             [ch]A[/ch]\r\naddiction cause my doctor gave me,[/tab]\r\n        [ch]D[/ch]\r\n[ch]A[/ch] prescription.","plain_text":"Intro {D,G,D,G}\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\n   REFRAIN:\n\n\n\n\n        D\nA prescription.\n\n{G,D,G}\n        \n\nVerse: {D,G,D,G}\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n   REFRAIN:\n\n\n\n\n        D\nA prescription. {G,D,G}\n        \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nREFRAIN:\n\n\n\n\n        D\nA prescription.","chords":["D","G","A","Em","Dm","Am","Fmaj"],"chord_diagrams":{"A":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,2,3,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,2,0]},"Am":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,2,3,1,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,1,0]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"Dm":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,2,3,1],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,1]},"Em":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,0,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,0,0,0]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}