{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":1009620,"song":"Wtf Collective 2","artist":"Jon Lajoie","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11222889-wtf-collective-2-chords-by-jon-lajoie/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/1009620?type=chord","rating":4.48181,"votes":3,"content":"I tried my best to as accurately write this out as possible. Just strum to the beat. \r\nIf this isnt done in a way that everyone understands or doesnt measure up to \r\n\"format\" here I apologize, this is my first submission to the site. \r\nAlso, I apologize if my French is not up to snuff ;)\r\nVerses:\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]           [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nMc Confusing back in this bitch[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]F[/ch]                           [ch]E[/ch]\r\nWith a parking sandwhich and a chicken ticket[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Dm[/ch]                        [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nI got a liquid facelift from a fig with big tits[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]E[/ch]                       [ch]E[/ch]\r\nAnd my wrist got twisted by a britt with fig spit[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]Am[/ch]                      [ch]Am[/ch]            \r\nAnd you don't understand it cause you're not supposed to[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]F[/ch]                      [ch]E[/ch]  \r\nLike a candy cane snake in a jealous cartoon[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]Dm[/ch]                    [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nAnd I'm gonna leave soon, but first I need to[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]E[/ch]                     [ch]E[/ch]  \r\nDrink a Chevy Chase Face and rape Robocop 2[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                  [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nYo I'm MC Historical Inaccuracy[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]F[/ch]                           [ch]E[/ch]    \r\nI drop lyrical bombs like Hiroshima in '73[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]Dm[/ch]                        [ch]Dm[/ch] \r\nI write rhymes like Shakespeare when he wrote Anne Franks Diary[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]E[/ch]                      [ch]E[/ch]\r\nWhich is about the Civil War from 1812 and Germany[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]Am[/ch]                       [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nI'm like the Spanish Inquisition when they killed Jesus[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]F[/ch]                          [ch]E[/ch]   \r\nAnd Abe Lincoln's suicide was the theme for my thesis[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]Dm[/ch]                      [ch]Dm[/ch]          \r\nLike Moses when I focus I can split the Red Sea[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]E[/ch]             [ch]E[/ch]\r\nLike he did in 1950 with the Chinese army[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                      [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nI'm MC Don't Know How To Pluralize Word(s)[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]F[/ch]                 [ch]E[/ch]\r\nI've got so many rhyme and I sleep with all the girl[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]Dm[/ch]                                 [ch]Dm[/ch] \r\nWhen there's more than one of something you're supposed to pluralize[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]E[/ch]                               [ch]E[/ch]\r\nBut I never learned that throughout all the year I've been alive[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]Am[/ch]              [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nHello, I'm MC Canadian Stereotype[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]F[/ch]                             [ch]E[/ch]\r\nI'm aboot to get started, so let me get off the ice[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]Dm[/ch]                      [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nBut I don't want any trouble and I'm always polite [/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]E[/ch]                    [ch]E[/ch]  \r\nNow hop on my snowmobile and I will tell you what I like[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]Am[/ch]                           [ch]Am[/ch]   \r\nBut first I'll turn off curling and turn down Avril Lavigne[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]F[/ch]                                  [ch]E[/ch]  \r\nEt j'vais dire une phrase en francias, parce qui'ici on est bilingue[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]Dm[/ch]                      [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nOh boy I fell off my igloo and I hurt my knee[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]E[/ch]                               [ch]E[/ch] \r\nLet's go to the hospital, don't worry here in Canada it's free, eh[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]         [ch]Am[/ch]   \r\nMC Fatigue did you miss me[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]F[/ch]                      [ch]E[/ch]\r\nI'll be awake five minutes cause I had a coffee[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]Dm[/ch]                      [ch]Dm[/ch]  \r\nI'll try to get through my verse, but I really don't know[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]E[/ch]                 [ch]E[/ch]\r\nI had that coffee about five minutes ago[/tab]\r\n\r\nCHORUS:\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                                             [ch]F[/ch]\r\nThey hired me again to sing this mother fuckin chorus![/tab]\r\n[tab]                         [ch]Dm[/ch] \r\nI haven't found a fuckin job yet[/tab]\r\n[tab]                     [ch]E[/ch]     \r\nSo I have to do this bull shit (I can't take it I'm done)[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                                      [ch]F[/ch]\r\nI don't think I can sing another fuckin chorus![/tab]\r\n[tab]                           [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nI think I'm gonna jump off a bridge[/tab]\r\n[tab]                          [ch]E[/ch]\r\nOr shoot myself like Kurt Cobain did (I think my dad has a gun)[/tab]\r\n\r\nVerses:\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                   [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nI'm MC Knows Too Many Facts About Bees [/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]F[/ch]              [ch]E[/ch] \r\n50 miles an hour is their average speed[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]Dm[/ch]                  [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nA queen can lay up to 3,000 eggs in a day[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]E[/ch]                        [ch]E[/ch]\r\nJust cause I know a lot about bees doesn't mean that I'm gay[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]Am[/ch]               [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nI'm also MC In The Closet Homosexual[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]F[/ch]                       [ch]E[/ch]  \r\nI hide it cause it's easier to be heterosexual[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]Dm[/ch]                             [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nWe can't even get married in most states here in America [/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]E[/ch]                          [ch]E[/ch]\r\nit's fucked up(MC Canadian Stereotype: Gay marriage is legal here in Canada)[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                 [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nI'm MC Homophobic Fucking Asshole[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]F[/ch]                     [ch]E[/ch]\r\nBeing gay is evil and it is unnatural[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]Dm[/ch]                         [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nJesus said to love thy neighbor, but only if they are straight[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]E[/ch]             [ch]E[/ch]\r\nPenises go in viginas anything else is just insane[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Am[/ch]           [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nI'm Mc Extremely Inappropriate Rhymes[/tab]\r\n[tab]               [ch]F[/ch]                  [ch]E[/ch] \r\nI shake things up like J. Fox when I get on the Mic[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]Dm[/ch]              [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nAnd I drop my enemies just like Christopher Reeve's horse[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]E[/ch]                  [ch]E[/ch]\r\nThen I put them to sleep like Heath Ledger of course[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]Am[/ch]              [ch]Am[/ch]   \r\nWOAH, I'm MC Extremely Politically Correct[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]F[/ch]                       [ch]E[/ch]\r\nI disagree with the last MC's Lyrical content[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]Dm[/ch]                      [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nIt was: offensive, insensitive, and in very bad taste[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]E[/ch]                            [ch]E[/ch]  \r\nJust like that guy who wrote that song when Michael Jackson passed away[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Am[/ch]             [ch]Am[/ch] \r\nYo, MC Final Verse here to end the song[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]F[/ch]                      [ch]E[/ch]\r\nOne was enough we didn't need a sequel Jon[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]Dm[/ch]                             [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nMake a fourth \"Show Me Your Genitals\" or another \"Normal Guy\"[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]E[/ch]                                 [ch]E[/ch]\r\nBut for now lets end this stupid song with a suicide[/tab]\r\n\r\nChorus:\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                                           [ch]F[/ch]\r\nThis is the last time that I will ever sing a chorus![/tab]\r\n[tab]                       [ch]Dm[/ch] \r\nMy dad's gun was in his closet[/tab]\r\n[tab]                       [ch]E[/ch]\r\nAnd I'm gonna end this bull shit (I had a good run)[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                                                 [ch]F[/ch]\r\nI'm gonna pull the trigger as soon as I finish the chorus![/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]Dm[/ch] \r\nSyanora and farewell[/tab]\r\n[tab]                       [ch]E[/ch]  \r\nGuess I'll see you all in Hell (4,3,2,1)[/tab]\r\n[ch]Am[/ch]","plain_text":"I tried my best to as accurately write this out as possible. Just strum to the beat. \nIf this isnt done in a way that everyone understands or doesnt measure up to \n\"format\" here I apologize, this is my first submission to the site. \nAlso, I apologize if my French is not up to snuff ;)\nVerses:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nCHORUS:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nVerses:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nChorus:\n\n\n\n\n\n\nAm","chords":["Am","F","E","Dm","A"],"chord_diagrams":{"Am":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,2,3,1,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,1,0]},"Dm":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,2,3,1],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,1]},"E":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,1,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,1,0,0]},"F":{"barres":[1],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[1,3,4,2,1,1],"frets":[1,3,3,2,1,1]}}}