{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":1007803,"song":"Crime Dramas Suck","artist":"Hank Green","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11222521-crime-dramas-suck-chords-by-hank-green/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/1007803?type=chord","rating":0.10021,"votes":0,"content":"This is exactly how Hank plays it. It's pretty simple.\r\n\r\n[tab]Intro: [ch]C[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]C[/ch]\r\nVerse 1:[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]C[/ch]                      [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThere's a place where you don't wanna be[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]C[/ch]          [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWhere people die constantly[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]C[/ch]            [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd they never die in normal ways[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]C[/ch]             [ch]G[/ch]\r\nIt's preposterous but still cliche[/tab]\r\n\r\nBridge 1:\r\n[tab]          [ch]C[/ch]                              [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWhen your drug dealer's aunt kills your mom in a duel[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]C[/ch]                          NC\r\nBy chopping off her head with a scythe in a pool[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]D[/ch]\r\nWell they're not saying it makes sense[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]E[/ch]\r\nThey're just interpreting the evidence[/tab]\r\n\r\nChorus:\r\n[tab]             [ch]C[/ch]               [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThis is the plot to every television crime show[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                    [ch]C[/ch]                                [ch]G[/ch]\r\n From CSI to Columbo and I think you know what's in store[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]C[/ch]                  [ch]G[/ch]        \r\nThe guy we met in the first fifteen minutes[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                       NC\r\n Will come back because you know he did it[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                               [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI don't think they're trying anymore[/tab]\r\n[tab]                 [ch]C[/ch]\r\nAnd I'm getting bored[/tab]\r\n\r\nVerse 2:\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                        [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThere was semen all over the crime scene[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]C[/ch]                      [ch]G[/ch]\r\nSo they use the super-fancy semen testing machine[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]C[/ch]             [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd the DNA database gets a hit[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]C[/ch]                        [ch]G[/ch]\r\nBut it looks like he might still get away with it[/tab]\r\n\r\nBridge 2:\r\n[tab]         [ch]C[/ch]               [ch]G[/ch]\r\nBut the final piece of evidence[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                   [ch]C[/ch]\r\nTotally stumps the bad guy's defense[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]D[/ch]\r\nAnd he breaks down in front of everyone[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]E[/ch]\r\nAnd tells them exactly how it was done[/tab]\r\n\r\nChorus:\r\n[tab]             [ch]C[/ch]               [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThis is the plot to every television crime show[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                    [ch]C[/ch]                                [ch]G[/ch]\r\n From CSI to Columbo and I think you know what's in store[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]C[/ch]                  [ch]G[/ch]        \r\nThe guy we met in the first fifteen minutes[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                       NC\r\n Will come back because you know he did it[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                               [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI don't think they're trying anymore[/tab]\r\n[tab]                 [ch]C[/ch]\r\nAnd I'm getting bored[/tab]\r\n\r\nInterlude: [ch]C[/ch]\r\n\r\nVerse 3:\r\n[tab]        [ch]C[/ch]           [ch]G[/ch]\r\nBy the middle of the first season[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nMurder is eclipsed by sexual tension[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]C[/ch]                     [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd I guess that probably happens a lot[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]C[/ch]                         [ch]G[/ch]\r\nSince crime-solving people are always so hot[/tab]\r\n\r\nBridge 3:\r\n[tab]           [ch]C[/ch]               [ch]G[/ch]\r\nBut then a serial killer kidnaps the girl[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]C[/ch]                         [ch]C[/ch]\r\nAnd they promise to save her if it costs them the world[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]D[/ch]\r\nAnd they find her two seconds before she dies[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]E[/ch]\r\nAnd they hug and they laugh and they screw and they cry[/tab]\r\n\r\nChorus:\r\n[tab]             [ch]C[/ch]               [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThis is the plot to every television crime show[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                    [ch]C[/ch]                                [ch]G[/ch]\r\n From CSI to Columbo and I think you know what's in store[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]C[/ch]                  [ch]G[/ch]        \r\nThe guy we met in the first fifteen minutes[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                       NC\r\n Will come back because you know he did it[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                               [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI don't think they're trying anymore[/tab]\r\n[tab]                 [ch]C[/ch]\r\nAnd I'm getting bored[/tab]\r\n*End on C*\r\n\r\nThat was a one-taker... take one-r... one... one-i-fier...\r\nComment and rate!","plain_text":"This is exactly how Hank plays it. It's pretty simple.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nBridge 1:\n\n\n\n\n\nChorus:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nVerse 2:\n\n\n\n\n\nBridge 2:\n\n\n\n\n\nChorus:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nInterlude: C\n\nVerse 3:\n\n\n\n\n\nBridge 3:\n\n\n\n\n\nChorus:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n*End on C*\n\nThat was a one-taker... take one-r... one... one-i-fier...\nComment and rate!","chords":["C","G","D","E"],"chord_diagrams":{"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"E":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,1,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,1,0,0]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}