{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":263713,"song":"D And D","artist":"Stephen Lynch","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11220099-d-and-d-chords-by-stephen-lynch/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/263713?type=chord","rating":4.51676,"votes":40,"content":"[tab][ch]D[/ch] and [ch]D[/ch]\r\nStephen Lynch[/tab]\r\n \r\n\r\n\r\n[Intro]\r\n[ch]E[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]E[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]E[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]A[/ch] x4\r\n\r\n[tab] [ch]E[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]E[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI've got my twelve-sided die and I'm ready to roll[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]E[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]A[/ch]\r\nWith my wizard and my goblin crew (strum mute)[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]E[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]E[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\nMy friends are coming over to my mom's basement[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]E[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]A[/ch]\r\nBringing funyuns and the mountain dew (strum mute)[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab] [ch]E[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]E[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI've got a big broad sword made out of cardboard[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]E[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]A[/ch]\r\nAnd the stereo's a pumpin' Zeppelin (Whole Lotta Love) (strum mute)[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]E[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]E[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\nIt's that time of the night we turn on the blacklight[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]A[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\nLet the dungeons and the dragons begin...[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab] [ch]E[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]E[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\nIt's D and D![/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]E[/ch]\r\nFighting with the legends of yore[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]E[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]E[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\nIt's D and D![/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]A[/ch]\r\nNever kissed a lady before (nope, whoo!)[/tab]\r\n\r\nInterlude\r\n[ch]E[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]E[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]E[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]A[/ch] x2\r\n\r\n[tab] [ch]E[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]E[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\nNow the Lord of the Rings, the Dark Crystal and things,[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]E[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]A[/ch]\r\nwe use these as a reference tool (strum mute)[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]E[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]E[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd when we put on our cloaks and tell warlock jokes,[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]E[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]A[/ch]\r\nwe’re the coolest kids in the school (strum mute)[/tab]\r\n\r\nNo we're not, I know\r\n[tab] [ch]E[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]E[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\nNow Teich's a real bastard, but a fair dungeon master,[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]E[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\nHe's got hit points and charisma to lend (strum mute)[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]E[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]E[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd I rehearse in my room, or what I call the dragon's tomb,[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]E[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]A[/ch]\r\nwhen I'm not out with my girlfriend[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]E[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]E[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\nIt’s D and D[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\nsecond interlude\r\n[ch]E[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]E[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]E[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]A[/ch] x2\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab] [ch]E[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]E[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\nIt’s D&D[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]E[/ch]\r\nSummoning the demons of hell[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]E[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]E[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\nIt’s D&D[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]E[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]A[/ch]\r\nWhen our shift ends at the Taco Bell (Gordita, Chalupa!)[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab] [ch]E[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]E[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWell my medieval brother, there's room here for another[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]E[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]A[/ch]\r\nWould you care to take a roll of the die? (strum mute)[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]E[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]E[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\nYou guys make me weep you think that you could keep up[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]E[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]A[/ch]\r\nwith a warrior as mighty as I? (strum mute)[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]E[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]E[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\nSee you’re in mortal danger I’m a first-class ranger[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]E[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]A[/ch]\r\nwhose half gargoyle and half-elf (strum mute)[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]E[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]E[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd if that doesn't scare you maybe I should beware you[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]E[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]A[/ch]\r\nOf what lurks within my gaming shelf (strum mute)[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]E[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]E[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\nNext to my junior high annual lies my monster manual[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]E[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]A[/ch]\r\nand my customized dungeon masters screen (strum mute)[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]E[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]E[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI've got treasures and traps on my graph paper maps[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]E[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]A[/ch]\r\nnext to my three-inch solid pewter figurines (strum mute)[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]E[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]E[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\nSo if you think you've got the balls bring on your dungeon master calls[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]E[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]A[/ch]\r\nI’ll be protected by my robe of destruction (strum mute)[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]E[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]E[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI will leave you both in tears because I’m the dungeon master here[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]E[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]A[/ch]\r\nAnd you two are in need of some instruction[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab] [ch]E[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]E[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\nIt's D&D[/tab]\r\n\r\nWarriors who terrify\r\nIt's D&D\r\nVirgins till the day weeeeeeeee…\r\nOh, oh, oh, oh\r\nNo, No, No, No, No\r\n1, 2, Fuck You\r\nDieeeee","plain_text":"[Intro]\nE G E G E G A x4\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nInterlude\nE G E G E G A x2\n\n\n\n\n\n\nNo we're not, I know\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nsecond interlude\nE G E G E G A x2\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nWarriors who terrify\nIt's D&D\nVirgins till the day weeeeeeeee…\nOh, oh, oh, oh\nNo, No, No, No, No\n1, 2, Fuck You\nDieeeee","chords":["D","E","G","A"],"chord_diagrams":{"A":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,2,3,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,2,0]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"E":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,1,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,1,0,0]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}