{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":152565,"song":"Disgruntled Christmas","artist":"Local H","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11215277-disgruntled-christmas-chords-by-local-h/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/152565?type=chord","rating":0.00295,"votes":0,"content":"LOCAL H - DISGRUNTLED CHRISTMAS\r\nIf you hate X-mas as half as much as I do, you'll love this song. It's standard tuning\r\nand the chords are just strummed.\r\n\r\n[tab]          [ch]A[/ch]                [ch]C[/ch]         \r\nAnd it's me, the man with no personality[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]                                \r\nBurning down your Christmas tree[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]             [ch]C[/ch]\r\nBlowing up bombs in the shopping mall[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]\r\nMistletoe is going to fall[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]             [ch]C[/ch]\r\nTaking shots at the caroling crowd[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]\r\nStupid songs sung way too loud[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                    [ch]C[/ch]                 [ch]E[/ch]\r\nAnd they're getting dumber all the time[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]                                          [ch]E[/ch]\r\nI really don't see why I should spare your friends[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]                                           [ch]E[/ch]\r\nSince I can't say I care if I ever see them again[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nYou say shopping spree[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                  [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI say killing spree[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                  [ch]C[/ch]\r\nAnd I can think of Christmas past[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]\r\nLike the Christmas before last[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]\r\nCousins[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nUncles[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]\r\nAunts[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                    [ch]C[/ch]\r\nAnd I could act like I don't care[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]\r\nThat all I get is underwear[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                                [ch]C[/ch]                     [ch]E[/ch]\r\nI'd like to beat you on the head with that ole yule log[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]                                     [ch]E[/ch]\r\nGiving a napalm gift gives you a glow[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]                                       [ch]E[/ch]\r\nSomething to burn away the freezing snow[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nIf you just let me[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                    [ch]G[/ch]                   [ch]A[/ch] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]E[/ch]\r\nAnd I'll be glad to tear your Frosty down[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                   [ch]A[/ch] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]E[/ch]\r\nI think Christmas really sucks (x2)[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]                                                 [ch]E[/ch]\r\nI really don't see why I should spare your friends[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]                                                      [ch]E[/ch]\r\n'Cause I can't say that I care if I ever see them again[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nYou'll be sorry[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                     [ch]G[/ch]                   [ch]A[/ch]\r\nThat you ever lied to me about Santa Claus[/tab]","plain_text":"LOCAL H - DISGRUNTLED CHRISTMAS\nIf you hate X-mas as half as much as I do, you'll love this song. It's standard tuning\nand the chords are just strummed.","chords":["A","C","E","F","Dm","G"],"chord_diagrams":{"A":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,2,3,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,2,0]},"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"Dm":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,2,3,1],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,1]},"E":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,1,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,1,0,0]},"F":{"barres":[1],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[1,3,4,2,1,1],"frets":[1,3,3,2,1,1]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}