{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":26570,"song":"Staple Gun","artist":"Knorrig","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11213540-staple-gun-chords-by-knorrig/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/26570?type=chord","rating":0.03175,"votes":0,"content":"STAPLE GUN - ( a desk-top equipment awareness song ) \r\n\r\nverses- [ch]B[/ch], [ch]F#[/ch], [ch]G[/ch] \r\n\r\nska bridge [ch]G[/ch], [ch]C[/ch], [ch]D[/ch] \r\n\r\nVERSE 1\r\n\r\nThere was a guy called John \r\nHe found a staple gun \r\nHe thought it was a phone \r\nAnd now he has no ear \r\nHis family thought he was dumb \r\nHis mum said 'Oh dear John \r\nthat's a bloody staple gun' \r\nI now fear for your ear \r\n\r\nBRIDGE\r\n\r\nVERSE 2\r\n\r\nThe hospital surgeon said \r\nshe was gonna amputate John's head \r\nThe left side of it that is \r\nthe surgeon's name was Liz \r\n'Your'e really stupid John \r\nThat's a bloody staple gun \r\nShe cut off poor John's ear \r\nAnd now he can't really sort of properly hear","plain_text":"STAPLE GUN - ( a desk-top equipment awareness song ) \n\nverses- B, F#, G \n\nska bridge G, C, D \n\nVERSE 1\n\nThere was a guy called John \nHe found a staple gun \nHe thought it was a phone \nAnd now he has no ear \nHis family thought he was dumb \nHis mum said 'Oh dear John \nthat's a bloody staple gun' \nI now fear for your ear \n\nBRIDGE\n\nVERSE 2\n\nThe hospital surgeon said \nshe was gonna amputate John's head \nThe left side of it that is \nthe surgeon's name was Liz \n'Your'e really stupid John \nThat's a bloody staple gun \nShe cut off poor John's ear \nAnd now he can't really sort of properly hear","chords":["B","F#","G","C","D"],"chord_diagrams":{"B":{"barres":[2],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,1,2,3,4,1],"frets":[-1,2,4,4,4,2]},"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}