{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":5887190,"song":"On The Day It Finally Happens","artist":"Malört & Savior","content_type":"tab","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11203700-on-the-day-it-finally-happens-tab-by-malort-savior/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/5887190?type=tab","rating":4.79893,"votes":5,"content":"[Verse 1]\r\n[tab]       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nOn the day it finally happens[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]D[/ch]\r\nI'll still have to go to work[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nFeign concern with all my coworkers[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]C[/ch]\r\nAnd try to hide a smirk[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nOn the day it finally happens[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]D[/ch]\r\nI'll be holding back my tears[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]Em[/ch]\r\n'Cause the pollen count is way too high[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]C[/ch]\r\nAround this time of year[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse 2]\r\n[tab]       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nOn the day it finally happens[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]D[/ch]\r\nI'll still have to change my sheets[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nThink I left them in the dryer[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]C[/ch]\r\nSince around this time last week[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nOn the day it finally happens[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]D[/ch]\r\nI still won't know what to eat[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nTakes so long to brine a turkey[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]C[/ch]  N.C.\r\nBut you just can't beat my meat[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse 3]\r\n[tab]       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nOn the day it finally happens[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]D[/ch]\r\nI'll still have to see my doc[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nSo he can tell me not to smoke[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]C[/ch]\r\nAnd call me fat and touch my chest[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd say your heartbeat is too fast[/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]D[/ch]\r\nHave you been getting enough sleep?[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nAnd I'll say no not really lately[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]C[/ch]\r\nBut tonight I'm counting sheep[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse 4]\r\n[tab]       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nOn the day it finally happens[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]D[/ch]\r\nI'll forget to unsubcribe[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nFrom a streaming service with[/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]C[/ch]\r\nOne show that sucked since Season 5[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nOn the day it finally happens[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]D[/ch]\r\nShit will still grind on my gears[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nStill got 98 more problems[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]C[/ch]\r\nOn the wall so grab a beer[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Break]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch] [ch]C[/ch]\r\n(Melodica Solo)[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse 5]\r\n[tab]       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nOn the day it finally happens[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]D[/ch]\r\nThere'll be nothing on TV[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nI'll watch clips of movies on TikTok[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]C[/ch]\r\nThat I've already seen[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd I'll open up the comments[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]D[/ch]\r\nAnd keep arguing online[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nWith an A.I.-powered chat bot[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]C[/ch]\r\nThat just wants to waste my time[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse 6]\r\n[tab]       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nOn the day it finally happens[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]D[/ch]\r\nI'll avoid the guy next door[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nAs he flags me down to tell me that[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]C[/ch]\r\nMy grass is cut too short[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nOn the day it finally happens[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]D[/ch]\r\nI'll still have to clear the air[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]Em[/ch]\r\n'Cause they say it smells like[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]C[/ch]  N.C.\r\nUpdog under there (Wait, under where?)[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse 7]\r\n[tab]       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nOn the day it finally happens[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]D[/ch]\r\nThey'll say it's unprecedented[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nBut to me it's just a weekday 'cause[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]C[/ch]\r\nI've lived through 3 recessions[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI'll send all my thoughts and prayers along[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]D[/ch]\r\n'Cause surely that'll help[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nAnd I'll praise Malort and Savior[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]C[/ch]\r\nAnd I'll see you guys in Hell[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse 8]\r\n[tab]       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nOn the day it finally happens[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]D[/ch]\r\nI'll forget to unsubcribe[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nFrom a streaming service with[/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]C[/ch]\r\nOne show that sucked since Season 5[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd on the day it finally happens[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]D[/ch]\r\nShit will still grind on my gears[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nStill got 98 more problems[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]C[/ch]\r\nOn the wall so grab a beer[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Outro]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch] [ch]C[/ch]\r\n(Melodica Solo)[/tab]\r\n[ch]G[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]","plain_text":"[Verse 1]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 2]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 3]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 4]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Break]\n\n\n\n[Verse 5]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 6]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 7]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 8]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Outro]\n\n\nG D Em C G","chords":["G","D","Em","C","A"]}