{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":1119133,"song":"5 Poofs And 2 Pianos","artist":"Tim Minchin","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/1119133-5-poofs-and-2-pianos-chords-by-tim-minchin/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/1119133?type=chord","rating":4.36685,"votes":4,"content":"Note: this is not mine, I found it on an internet forum, if you tabbed it a) thanks b) \r\nsorry c) your an idiot to post it on a forum and not expect it to be shared about a bit. Thanks!\r\n\r\n[tab]([ch]A[/ch])                                          [ch]E/G#[/ch]\r\nObviously I don't want to infer that being invited onto Friday Night with Wossy[/tab]\r\n[tab]                            [ch]F#m[/ch]           [ch]E[/ch]\r\nisn't wonderfully affirming, and I know I oughta[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]\r\nappreciate the risk you took, the bookers who agreed to book[/tab]\r\n  [ch]E/G#[/ch]                                                         [ch]F#m[/ch]     \r\n[tab] [ch]E[/ch]\r\na chap who tends to talk about the kinda things that get the BBC in hot water.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]      [ch]A6[/ch]\r\nAnd I don't want to seem greedy, I'm just saying[/tab]\r\n[tab]([ch]E[/ch])\r\nI'd like to be here every week if that's OK.[/tab]\r\n                              Fo7(or E7b9/F)\r\nAnd, if you'll hear me out, I think I've got a way\r\n[tab]         [ch]F#m[/ch]            [ch]E[/ch]          [ch]D[/ch]\r\nin which we could do it pretty easily.[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                        [ch]E[/ch]\r\nYou can leave all the boring details to me.[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]A6[/ch]*               Eadd2/[ch]A[/ch]*       [ch]F#m[/ch]/[ch]A[/ch]*\r\nIt's a brilliant idea, a truly original concept.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A6[/ch]*                   Eadd2/[ch]A[/ch]*                   [ch]E/B[/ch]\r\nNo one in Britain has ever done anything like it yet.[/tab]\r\n\r\nPicture this - imagine if we had\r\n\r\n[tab]([ch]A[/ch])            [ch]E/G#[/ch]       [ch]F#m[/ch]            [ch]E[/ch]       [ch]D[/ch]\r\nfive poofs and two pianos - yeah, it's a wicked idea.[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]A[/ch]                       [ch]E/G#[/ch]\r\nWhy settle for a quartet of queers[/tab]\r\n[tab]               [ch]D/F#[/ch]             [ch]E[/ch]\r\nWhen there's a possibility of a penta-poofter-piano-posse here?[/tab]\r\n[tab]([ch]A[/ch])            [ch]E/G#[/ch]       [ch]F#m[/ch]     [ch]E[/ch]        [ch]D[/ch]\r\nFive poofs and two pianos - yeah, it'll be ace:[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]A[/ch]                       [ch]E/G#[/ch]                   [ch]D[/ch]         [ch]A[/ch]\r\na hundred percent more pianos and twenty five percent more gays.[/tab]\r\n\r\nPickup: [ch]E[/ch] [ch]F#[/ch] [ch]G#[/ch]\r\n[tab]([ch]A[/ch])\r\nI know, I know, I've seen the problem too.[/tab]\r\n[tab]([ch]E/A[/ch])\r\nThere's a rumour I am straight, it's true.[/tab]\r\n[tab]([ch]D/A[/ch])                                  [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nIt hurts to admit it, but I'm about as bent[/tab]\r\n[tab]                    [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nas Wossy himself or Fiddy Cent.[/tab]\r\n[tab]([ch]A[/ch])\r\nBut I've already thought it through.[/tab]\r\n[tab]([ch]E/A[/ch])\r\nD'you know there's preachers in America who reckon they can do[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]D[/ch]\r\nsexuality conversions. I've heard them assert[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]D7[/ch]\r\nthey can cure a man of trouser love and turn him onto skirt.[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]E7[/ch]\r\nWell I don't see why they couldn't pull the same trick in reverse, and we'd have -[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]([ch]A[/ch])            [ch]E/G#[/ch]       [ch]F#m[/ch]            [ch]E[/ch]   [ch]D[/ch]\r\nfive poofs and two pianos - yeah, it's a revolution[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]A[/ch]                   [ch]E/G#[/ch]\r\nand probably the best solution[/tab]\r\n[tab]                      [ch]D[/ch]                         [ch]E[/ch]\r\nto the problem you're inevitably having with an even number of homosexuals.[/tab]\r\n\r\nPickup: [ch]E[/ch] [ch]F#[/ch] [ch]G#[/ch]\r\n[tab]([ch]A[/ch])\r\nYes I know your producers might suspect[/tab]\r\n[tab]([ch]E/A[/ch])\r\nthat the licence-paying public will object[/tab]\r\n[tab]([ch]D/A[/ch])                     [ch]D[/ch]\r\nto the Corporation having yet[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nanother homosexual to pay.[/tab]\r\n[tab]([ch]A[/ch])\r\nThe Daily Mail will bring the big guns out.[/tab]\r\n[tab]([ch]E/A[/ch])\r\nJan Moir will be frothing at the mouth,[/tab]\r\n[tab]([ch]D/A[/ch])\r\nwriting further brilliant stuff about[/tab]\r\n[tab]([ch]Dm[/ch])                                 [ch]E[/ch]\r\nthe myth about being both happy and gay.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]    [ch]F#m[/ch]            [ch]F#m[/ch]/[ch]A[/ch] [ch]F#m[/ch]/[ch]C#[/ch]\r\nBut all that moral indignation[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]D/F#[/ch]                   [ch]A/E[/ch]\r\nwill disappear when they see[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]D[/ch]                    [ch]A[/ch]\r\nthose four lovely guys and me[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bm[/ch]                    [ch]E[/ch]\r\nsinging in perfect harmony.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]    [ch]F#m[/ch]/[ch]A[/ch]\r\nAnd all those angry letter writers,[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]D/A[/ch]\r\nlike 'Disgusted' from the Isle of Wight[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]F#m[/ch]/[ch]A[/ch]\r\nand 'Mad' from Hull and 'Outraged' from Leeds[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]E[/ch]                      [ch]E7[/ch]         Fo7\r\nand 'Slightly Annoyed' from Berwick on Tweed,[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]F#m[/ch]       [ch]E[/ch]            [ch]D[/ch]\r\nwill instantly change their tune.[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]A[/ch]                          [ch]E[/ch]\r\nThey'll be bleeding-heart liberals by Saturday noon.[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]D[/ch]\r\nThey'll be giving their grandchildren up for adoption[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]E[/ch]                       [ch]E7[/ch]           Fo7\r\nin the hope that a gay married couple will adopt 'em.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]           [ch]F[/ch]\r\nThey'll be putting rainbow stickers on their cars,[/tab]\r\n    [ch]G[/ch]                    [ch]E[/ch]                     (Bass line - [ch]A[/ch] \r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch] [ch]F[/ch] [ch]E[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]A[/ch])\r\nand cutting holes in the arse of their leather strides.[/tab]\r\nAnd watching 2 pianos and 5 guys\r\nWatching 2 pianos and 5 guys\r\n                            G (picks up on the G in the bass line)\r\nWatching 2 pianos and five ..1, 2 ,3, 4,\r\n\r\n[tab]([ch]C[/ch])         [ch]G/B[/ch]      [ch]Am[/ch]      [ch]G[/ch]        [ch]F[/ch]\r\n5 poofs and 2 pianos - yeah, it'll be grand.[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]C[/ch]                   [ch]G/B[/ch]       [ch]F[/ch]        [ch]C[/ch]\r\nYou can never have too many pianos or too much man.[/tab]\r\n[tab]([ch]C[/ch])         [ch]G/B[/ch]        [ch]Am[/ch]                       [ch]F[/ch]\r\n5 poofs and 2 pianos - maybe we could out Jamie Cullum.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                              [ch]F[/ch]            [ch]C[/ch]\r\nMake it a trio of pianos and a big gay half dozen.[/tab]","plain_text":"Note: this is not mine, I found it on an internet forum, if you tabbed it a) thanks b) \nsorry c) your an idiot to post it on a forum and not expect it to be shared about a bit. Thanks!\n\n\n\n\n  E/G#                                                         F#m     \n\n\n\n\n                              Fo7(or E7b9/F)\nAnd, if you'll hear me out, I think I've got a way\n\n\n\n\n\nPicture this - imagine if we had\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nPickup: E F# G#\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nPickup: E F# G#\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n    G                    E                     (Bass line - A \n\nAnd watching 2 pianos and 5 guys\nWatching 2 pianos and 5 guys\n                            G (picks up on the G in the bass line)\nWatching 2 pianos and five ..1, 2 ,3, 4,","chords":["A","E/G#","F#m","E","A6","F","D","E/B","D/F#","F#","G#","E/A","D/A","Dm","D7","E7","C#","A/E","Bm","G","C","G/B","Am"],"chord_diagrams":{"A":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,2,3,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,2,0]},"Am":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,2,3,1,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,1,0]},"Bm":{"barres":[2],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,1,3,4,2,1],"frets":[-1,2,4,4,3,2]},"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"D7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,2,1,3],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,1,2]},"Dm":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,2,3,1],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,1]},"E":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,1,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,1,0,0]},"E7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,0,1,0,0],"frets":[0,2,0,1,0,0]},"F":{"barres":[1],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[1,3,4,2,1,1],"frets":[1,3,3,2,1,1]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]},"G/B":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,1,0,0,0,2],"frets":[-1,2,0,0,0,3]}}}