{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":2898248,"song":"Ninety​-​Five Percent","artist":"Pierre de Gaillande","content_type":"tab","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11118327-ninety-five-percent-tab-by-pierre-de-gaillande/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/2898248?type=tab","rating":0.15305,"votes":0,"content":"[Intro]\r\n[ch]Dm[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]A[/ch] [ch]Dm[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]C[/ch]\r\n\r\n[Verse 1]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]               [ch]C[/ch]        [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nThe woman who possesses all the treasures[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]            [ch]E[/ch]               [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nTo offer up a taste of carnal pleasures[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]              [ch]E[/ch]              [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nThe woman who inspires brutal passions and enthralls[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]B7[/ch]                             [ch]E[/ch]\r\nThe woman’s sentimental above all[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]               [ch]C[/ch]      [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nRomantic promenades and gentle murmurs[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]            [ch]E[/ch]                     [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nLove letters, serenades and pretty flowers[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]             [ch]E[/ch]                  [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nAll the petty crimes that her eyes push us to fulfill[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]B7[/ch]       [ch]E[/ch]         [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nMay move her, but still[/tab]\r\n\r\n[ch]G[/ch]\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]             [ch]G[/ch]\r\nNinety-five percent of the time[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                 [ch]E[/ch]\r\nFucking bores her out of her mind[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]             [ch]E[/ch]\r\nWhether she denies it or speaks[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]\r\nIt’s not every day someone spreads opens her cheeks[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                  [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThe poor fools who think otherwise[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                    [ch]E[/ch]\r\nWill be cuckolds all of their lives[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]                         [ch]C[/ch]\r\nWhen it’s time to work the flesh[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]           [ch]Dm[/ch]    [ch]G[/ch]       [ch]A[/ch]\r\nShe is very often depressed[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]        [ch]C[/ch]\r\nIf she hears no beating heart[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                     [ch]Dm[/ch]  [ch]G[/ch] [ch]C[/ch]\r\nHer body will not play the part[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse 2]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]               [ch]C[/ch]        [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nOnly when she loves with tenderness is[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]            [ch]E[/ch]               [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nShe sensitive to his gentle caresses[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]              [ch]E[/ch]              [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nAlways so well disposed, enthusiastic and heroic[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]B7[/ch]                                      [ch]E[/ch]\r\nShe’s bored to tears and doesn’t even know it[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]               [ch]C[/ch]      [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nWhen her desires are verging on demonic[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]            [ch]E[/ch]                     [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nOr when her nymphomania becomes chronic[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]                        [ch]E[/ch]\r\nThat’s when she gives her man[/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]E[/ch]             [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nWho can hardly believe his luck[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]B7[/ch]       [ch]E[/ch]      [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nOne amazing fuck[/tab]\r\n\r\n[ch]G[/ch]\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]             [ch]G[/ch]\r\nNinety-five percent of the time[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                 [ch]E[/ch]\r\nFucking bores her out of her mind[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]             [ch]E[/ch]\r\nWhether she denies it or speaks[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]\r\nIt’s not every day someone spreads opens her cheeks[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                  [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThe poor fools who think otherwise[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                    [ch]E[/ch]\r\nWill be cuckolds all of their lives[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]                         [ch]C[/ch]\r\nWhen it’s time to work the flesh[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]           [ch]Dm[/ch]    [ch]G[/ch]       [ch]A[/ch]\r\nShe is very often depressed[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]        [ch]C[/ch]\r\nIf she hears no beating heart[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                     [ch]Dm[/ch]  [ch]G[/ch] [ch]C[/ch]\r\nHer body will not play the part[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse 3]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]               [ch]C[/ch]        [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nAll the “oh yeahs” the “mores” the “give it to mes”[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]            [ch]E[/ch]               [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nThat she cries out to simulate her swooning[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]              [ch]E[/ch]              [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nAre simply charity, the holy angel’s blissful sighs[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]B7[/ch]                             [ch]E[/ch]\r\nAre actually nothing more than pious lies[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]               [ch]C[/ch]      [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nTheir only use it to convince her beau, yeah[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]            [ch]E[/ch]                     [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nThat he’s the most amazing Romeo, yeah[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]                    [ch]E[/ch]\r\nSo this pretentious cock,[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]E[/ch]                [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nStupidly perched on her backside[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]B7[/ch]       [ch]E[/ch]         [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nWill not lose his pride[/tab]\r\n\r\n[ch]G[/ch]\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]             [ch]G[/ch]\r\nNinety-five percent of the time[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                 [ch]E[/ch]\r\nFucking bores her out of her mind[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]             [ch]E[/ch]\r\nWhether she denies it or speaks[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]\r\nIt’s not every day someone spreads opens her cheeks[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                  [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThe poor fools who think otherwise[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                    [ch]E[/ch]\r\nWill be cuckolds all of their lives[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]                         [ch]C[/ch]\r\nWhen it’s time to work the flesh[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]           [ch]Dm[/ch]    [ch]G[/ch]       [ch]A[/ch]\r\nShe is very often depressed[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]        [ch]C[/ch]\r\nIf she hears no beating heart[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                     [ch]Dm[/ch]  [ch]G[/ch] [ch]C[/ch]\r\nHer body will not play the part[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse 4]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]               [ch]C[/ch]        [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nI hear the endless boasting saber rattles[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]            [ch]E[/ch]               [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nOf those who take tours of Cythera’s castles[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]              [ch]E[/ch]              [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nIt’s only because you are so clumsy and inept in fact[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]B7[/ch]                             [ch]E[/ch]\r\nThat she keeps her composure so intact[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]               [ch]C[/ch]      [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nBut if you find the bragging aggravating[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]            [ch]E[/ch]                     [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nOf Mr. Watch-me-while-I’m-copulating[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]                     [ch]E[/ch]\r\nLadies, while on your back[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]E[/ch]               [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nWhy don’t you take a little rest[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]B7[/ch]       [ch]E[/ch]      [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nAnd sing under your breath[/tab]\r\n\r\n[ch]G[/ch]\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]             [ch]G[/ch]\r\nNinety-five percent of the time[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                 [ch]E[/ch]\r\nFucking bores her out of her mind[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]             [ch]E[/ch]\r\nWhether she denies it or speaks[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]\r\nIt’s not every day someone spreads opens her cheeks[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                  [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThe poor fools who think otherwise[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                    [ch]E[/ch]\r\nWill be cuckolds all of their lives[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]                         [ch]C[/ch]\r\nWhen it’s time to work the flesh[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]           [ch]Dm[/ch]    [ch]G[/ch]       [ch]A[/ch]\r\nShe is very often depressed[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]        [ch]C[/ch]\r\nIf she hears no beating heart[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                     [ch]Dm[/ch]  [ch]G[/ch] [ch]C[/ch]\r\nHer body will not play the part[/tab]","plain_text":"[Intro]\nDm G C A Dm G C\n\n[Verse 1]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nG\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 2]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nG\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 3]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nG\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 4]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nG\n\n[Chorus]","chords":["Dm","G","C","A","F","Am","E","B7"]}