{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":2488575,"song":"Funky Cold Medina","artist":"Tone-Lōc","content_type":"tab","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11108665-funky-cold-medina-tab-by-tone-loc/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/2488575?type=tab","rating":4.88547,"votes":32,"content":"This sheet lists literally every single strum in the song that is played. If no chord is written - it's N.C.,\r\nno chord is played, if a chord is written it's a single strum like in the intro Riff. Listen while your\r\n\r\nFirst learn to play the Riff part. It's easy. Check out the real cool \"guitar pro\" version here on UG.\r\nIt consists of two different guitar samples. Only powerchords will be played. First is played on 3rd fret G,\r\nthen, I wrote // for two muted 16th strums before the next G (just lift your left hand slightly), F on 1st,\r\nC on 3rd. For the last 4 strums C C F# G, I use the pickup switch to give it a different sound, go up to 8th \r\nfret C, then slide from F# to G on 3rd fret. Do this every time C C F# G appears in verses and chorus.\r\n\r\nI recommend using a drum machine at 118 bpm or use this drum video I found which has loud drums to jam with:\r\nhttps:www.youtube.com/watch?v=uptjEfnAXn8\r\n\r\n\r\n[Riff]\r\nG  //G  //G   //F  C\r\n[ch]G[/ch]  //G  //G   [ch]C[/ch] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]F#[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] \r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse]\r\n[tab]     [ch]G[/ch]\r\nCold coolin at a bar, and I'm lookin for some action[/tab]\r\n\r\nBut like Mike Jagger said, I can't get no satisfaction\r\n[tab]    [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThe girls are all around, but none of them want to get with me[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                           [ch]C[/ch]      [ch]C[/ch]      [ch]F#[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\nMy threads are fresh and I'm lookin def, yo, what's up with L-o-see?[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThe girls is all jockin at the other end of the bar[/tab]\r\n\r\nHavin drinks with some no-name chump, when they know that I'm the star\r\n[tab]     [ch]G[/ch]\r\nSo I got up and strolled over to the other side of the cantina[/tab]\r\n\r\nI asked the guy, \"Why you so fly?\" he said, \"Funky Cold Medina\"\r\n\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\nG  //G  //G   //F  C\r\n[ch]G[/ch]  //G  //G   [ch]C[/ch] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]F#[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] \r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse]\r\n[tab]     [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThis brother told me a secret on how to get more chicks[/tab]\r\n\r\nPut a little Medina in your glass, and the girls'll come real quick\r\n[tab]     [ch]G[/ch]\r\nIt's better than any alcohol or aphrodisiac[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                          [ch]C[/ch]      [ch]C[/ch]      [ch]F#[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\nA couple of sips of this love potion, and she'll be on your lap[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]G[/ch]\r\nSo I gave some to my dog when he began to beg[/tab]\r\n\r\nThen he licked his bowl and he looked at me and did the wild thing on my leg\r\n[tab]   [ch]G[/ch]\r\nHe used to scratch and bite me, before he was much much meaner[/tab]\r\n\r\nBut now all the poodles run to my house for the Funky Cold Medina\r\n\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\nG                          //G                                 //G                   //F        C\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                 //G                      //G                         [ch]C[/ch] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]F#[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\n  Alex from Stroh's  They won't leave my dog alone with that Medina, pal[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse]\r\n[tab]  [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI went up to this girl, she said, \"Hi, my name is Sheena\"[/tab]\r\n\r\nI thought she'd be good to go with a little Funky Cold Medina\r\n[tab]    [ch]G[/ch]\r\nShe said, \"I'd like a drink, \" I said, \"Ehm - ok, I'll go get it\"[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                                     [ch]C[/ch]       [ch]C[/ch]       [ch]F#[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThen a couple sips she cold licked her lips, and I knew that she was with it[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]G[/ch]\r\nSo I took her to my crib, and everything went well as planned[/tab]\r\n\r\nBut when she got undressed, it was a big old mess, Sheena was a man\r\n\r\nSo I threw him out, I don't fool around with no Oscar Meyer wiener\r\n\r\nYou must be sure that the girl is pure for the Funky Cold Medina\r\n\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\nG           //G                         //G               //F            C\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]          //G  //G   [ch]C[/ch] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]F#[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\n    No Joke![/tab]\r\n\r\n[Beat Only]\r\nBreak it down\r\n\r\n[Riff]\r\nG  //G  //G   //F  C\r\n[ch]G[/ch]  //G  //G   [ch]C[/ch] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]F#[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] \r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nBack in the saddle, lookin for a little affection[/tab]\r\n\r\nI took a shot as a contestant on _The Love Connection_\r\n[tab]    [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThe audience voted, and you know they picked a winner[/tab]\r\n\r\nI took my date to the Hilton for Medina and some dinner\r\n[tab]    [ch]G[/ch]\r\nShe had a few drinks, I'm thinkin soon what I'll be gettin[/tab]\r\n\r\nInstead she started talkin 'bout plans for our weddin\r\n[tab]        [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI said, \"Wait, slow down, love, not so fast says, I'll be seein ya\"[/tab]\r\n\r\nThat's why I found you don't fool around with the Funky Cold Medina\r\n\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\nG                        //G                        //G    //F    C\r\n[tab]   [ch]G[/ch]  //G //G    [ch]C[/ch] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]F#[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\nMedina[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\nPlease select a (very) good rating if you like this chord sheet. :-)","plain_text":"This sheet lists literally every single strum in the song that is played. If no chord is written - it's N.C.,\nno chord is played, if a chord is written it's a single strum like in the intro Riff. Listen while your\n\nFirst learn to play the Riff part. It's easy. Check out the real cool \"guitar pro\" version here on UG.\nIt consists of two different guitar samples. Only powerchords will be played. First is played on 3rd fret G,\nthen, I wrote // for two muted 16th strums before the next G (just lift your left hand slightly), F on 1st,\nC on 3rd. For the last 4 strums C C F# G, I use the pickup switch to give it a different sound, go up to 8th \nfret C, then slide from F# to G on 3rd fret. Do this every time C C F# G appears in verses and chorus.\n\nI recommend using a drum machine at 118 bpm or use this drum video I found which has loud drums to jam with:\nhttps:www.youtube.com/watch?v=uptjEfnAXn8\n\n\n[Riff]\nG  //G  //G   //F  C\nG  //G  //G   C C F# G \n\n\n[Verse]\n\n\nBut like Mike Jagger said, I can't get no satisfaction\n\n\n\n\nHavin drinks with some no-name chump, when they know that I'm the star\n\n\nI asked the guy, \"Why you so fly?\" he said, \"Funky Cold Medina\"\n\n\n[Chorus]\nG  //G  //G   //F  C\nG  //G  //G   C C F# G \n\n\n[Verse]\n\n\nPut a little Medina in your glass, and the girls'll come real quick\n\n\n\n\nThen he licked his bowl and he looked at me and did the wild thing on my leg\n\n\nBut now all the poodles run to my house for the Funky Cold Medina\n\n\n[Chorus]\nG                          //G                                 //G                   //F        C\n\n\n\n[Verse]\n\n\nI thought she'd be good to go with a little Funky Cold Medina\n\n\n\n\nBut when she got undressed, it was a big old mess, Sheena was a man\n\nSo I threw him out, I don't fool around with no Oscar Meyer wiener\n\nYou must be sure that the girl is pure for the Funky Cold Medina\n\n\n[Chorus]\nG           //G                         //G               //F            C\n\n\n[Beat Only]\nBreak it down\n\n[Riff]\nG  //G  //G   //F  C\nG  //G  //G   C C F# G \n\n\n[Verse]\n\n\nI took a shot as a contestant on _The Love Connection_\n\n\nI took my date to the Hilton for Medina and some dinner\n\n\nInstead she started talkin 'bout plans for our weddin\n\n\nThat's why I found you don't fool around with the Funky Cold Medina\n\n\n[Chorus]\nG                        //G                        //G    //F    C\n\n\n\nPlease select a (very) good rating if you like this chord sheet. :-)","chords":["C","G","F","F#","A"]}