{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":1021130,"song":"Sweet Transvestite","artist":"Glee Cast","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/1021130-sweet-transvestite-chords-by-glee-cast/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/1021130?type=chord","rating":4.39847,"votes":36,"content":"[ch]E[/ch]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch] [ch]E[/ch]\r\n    How do you do, I[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\n    See you've met my[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch] [ch]A[/ch]                  [ch]A[/ch] [ch]E[/ch]\r\n    faithful handyman.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch] [ch]E[/ch]\r\n    He's just a little brought down, Be-[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\n    cause when you knocked[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch] [ch]A[/ch]                               [ch]A[/ch] [ch]E[/ch]\r\n    he thought you were the candyman.[/tab]\r\n \r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]\r\nDon't get strung out[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nby the way I look,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                           [ch]E[/ch]\r\ndon't judge a book by its cover.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]\r\nI'm not much of a girl[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nby the light of day,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                                 [ch]E[/ch]\r\nbut by night I'm one hell of a lover.[/tab]\r\n        \r\n[tab]           [ch]B7[/ch]                      [ch]A[/ch]                      [ch]E[/ch]\r\nI'm just a sweet transvestite from Sensational, Transylvania.[/tab]\r\n \r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]\r\nLet me show you around, maybe[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nplay you a sound,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                                     [ch]E[/ch]\r\nyou look like you're both pretty groovy.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]\r\nOr if you want something visual[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nthat's not too abysmal,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                                        [ch]E[/ch]                                     \r\nwe could take in an old Steve Reeves movie.[/tab]\r\n \r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]\r\nWell, you got caught with a flat, well,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nhow 'bout that?[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                        [ch]E[/ch]\r\nWell, babies, don't you panic.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]       [ch]E[/ch]\r\nBy the light of the night,[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]G[/ch]\r\nwhen it all seems alright,[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]A[/ch]\r\nI'll get you a satanic mechanic.[/tab]\r\n   \r\n[tab]           [ch]B7[/ch]                      [ch]A[/ch]                   [ch]E[/ch]\r\nI'm just a sweet transvestite from Sensational, Transylvania.[/tab]\r\n        \r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch] [ch]E[/ch]\r\n   Why don't you stay for the night?  Night.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\n   Or maybe a bite?  Bite.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch] [ch]A[/ch]                                       [ch]A[/ch] [ch]E[/ch]\r\n   I could show you my favorite obsession.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch] [ch]E[/ch]\r\n   I've been making a man[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\n   with blond hair and a tan,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch] [ch]A[/ch]                               [ch]A[/ch] [ch]E[/ch]\r\n   and he's good for relieving my         tension.[/tab]\r\n \r\n[tab]           [ch]B7[/ch]                      [ch]A[/ch]                  [ch]E[/ch]\r\nI'm just a sweet transvestite from Sensational, Transylvania.[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]B7[/ch]                      [ch]A[/ch]                  [ch]E[/ch]\r\nI'm just a sweet transvestite from Sensational, Transylvania.[/tab]\r\n                \r\n[Spoken]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]\r\nSo - come up to the lab,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nand see what's on the slab,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]\r\nI see you shiver with antici...pation.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nBut maybe the rain[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]\r\nisn't really to blame,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]\r\nso I'll remove the cause[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]\r\n(chuckles), but not the symptom.[/tab]","plain_text":"E\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\n        \n\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n   \n\n        \n\n\n\n\n\n\n \n\n\n                \n[Spoken]","chords":["E","D","G","A","B7"],"chord_diagrams":{"A":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,2,3,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,2,0]},"B7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,1,3,0,4],"frets":[-1,2,1,2,0,2]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"E":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,1,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,1,0,0]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}