{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":1009921,"song":"Skeeter On My Peter","artist":"John Valby","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/1009921-skeeter-on-my-peter-chords-by-john-valby/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/1009921?type=chord","rating":4.37987,"votes":5,"content":"\"Skeeter on my peter\"\r\nArtist: John Valby\r\nChords: Maniac1075\r\nParody of: \"She'll be coming 'round the mountain\"\r\n\r\n\r\n(chorus)\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]       [ch]F#[/ch] [ch]A[/ch]              [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nThere's a skeeter on my peter[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]     [ch]F#[/ch]  [ch]A[/ch]\r\nwhack it off[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]       [ch]B[/ch] [ch]C#[/ch]            [ch]E[/ch] [ch]C#[/ch]   \r\nThere's a skeeter on my peter[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]B[/ch]     [ch]A[/ch]  [ch]B[/ch]\r\nwhack it off[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]       [ch]D[/ch]  [ch]C#[/ch]         [ch]B[/ch]\r\nThere's a dozen on my cousin[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch] [ch]F#[/ch]  [ch]E[/ch]                [ch]E[/ch] [ch]C#[/ch]\r\nI can hear the bastard buzzin'[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]       [ch]F#[/ch] [ch]A[/ch]            [ch]C#[/ch] [ch]B[/ch]\r\nThere's a skeeter on my peter[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]     [ch]F#[/ch] [ch]A[/ch]\r\nwhack it off[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Same chords]\r\nI was playing with my\r\none-eyed trouser worm\r\nWhen I shot a wad\r\nit blew up in the air\r\nI should have aimed it better\r\nit hit my Irish Setter\r\nwhile my mom was combing out his hair\r\n\r\n(chorus)\r\n\r\nShe was drivin' down the road\r\ndoing a-hundred and ninety nine\r\nand the chain on her motorcycle broke\r\nWell they found her in the grass\r\nwith the muffler up her ass\r\nand her titties playing \"Dixie\"\r\non the spokes\r\n\r\n(chorus)\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]F#[/ch]    [ch]G[/ch]  [ch]A[/ch]\r\nWhack it off[/tab]","plain_text":"\"Skeeter on my peter\"\nArtist: John Valby\nChords: Maniac1075\nParody of: \"She'll be coming 'round the mountain\"\n\n\n(chorus)\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Same chords]\nI was playing with my\none-eyed trouser worm\nWhen I shot a wad\nit blew up in the air\nI should have aimed it better\nit hit my Irish Setter\nwhile my mom was combing out his hair\n\n(chorus)\n\nShe was drivin' down the road\ndoing a-hundred and ninety nine\nand the chain on her motorcycle broke\nWell they found her in the grass\nwith the muffler up her ass\nand her titties playing \"Dixie\"\non the spokes\n\n(chorus)","chords":["E","F#","A","B","C#","D","G"],"chord_diagrams":{"A":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,2,3,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,2,0]},"B":{"barres":[2],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,1,2,3,4,1],"frets":[-1,2,4,4,4,2]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"E":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,1,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,1,0,0]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}