{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":1008356,"song":"Why Did My Dog Have To Die","artist":"John Valby","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/1008356-why-did-my-dog-have-to-die-chords-by-john-valby/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/1008356?type=chord","rating":0,"votes":0,"content":"\"Why Did My Dog Have To Die\"\r\nAmerican Pie Parody\r\nArtist: John Valby\r\nChords: Maniac1075\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]       [ch]D[/ch]         [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nA long, long time ago,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]          [ch]C[/ch] \r\nI can still remember[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]                            [ch]D[/ch]\r\nwhen I got my very first blow job[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]                   [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nHow my little pecker quivered[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]                   [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nWith every tongue lap she delivered[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]C[/ch]        [ch]G[/ch]         [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nAnd when she licked my ball sack[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]C[/ch]                [ch]D[/ch]\r\nI couldn't hold my wad back[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                  [ch]D[/ch]       [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nI tried to stick it up her butt[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                      [ch]C[/ch]\r\nbut I split her ass and ripped her gut[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]        [ch]D[/ch]      [ch]Em[/ch]                            \r\nI knew I had to find a slut[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]C[/ch]      [ch]D[/ch]     [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThe day my puppy died[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nAnd I was singin'....[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]    [ch]C[/ch]           [ch]G[/ch]           [ch]D[/ch]\r\nwhy, why, did my dog have to die[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                    [ch]C[/ch]                 [ch]G[/ch]        [ch]D[/ch]\r\nThat retriever had a beaver that would never go dry[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                    [ch]C[/ch]                 [ch]G[/ch]        [ch]D[/ch]\r\nshe'd get my pipe and slippers & she'd unzip my fly[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]                     [ch]Am[/ch]    [ch]Em[/ch]  [ch]D[/ch]\r\nWhy did my dog have to die.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nEverybody...[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]    [ch]C[/ch]           [ch]G[/ch]           [ch]D[/ch]\r\nwhy, why, did his dog have to die[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                    [ch]C[/ch]                 [ch]G[/ch]        [ch]D[/ch]\r\nThat retriever had a beaver that would never go dry[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                    [ch]C[/ch]                 [ch]G[/ch]        [ch]D[/ch]\r\nshe'd get his pipe and slippers then she'd unzip his fly[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]                     [ch]Am[/ch]    [ch]Em[/ch]  [ch]D[/ch]\r\nWhy did his dog have to die.[/tab]","plain_text":"\"Why Did My Dog Have To Die\"\nAmerican Pie Parody\nArtist: John Valby\nChords: Maniac1075\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]","chords":["G","D","Em","A","Am","C"],"chord_diagrams":{"Am":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,2,3,1,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,1,0]},"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"Em":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,0,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,0,0,0]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}