{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":1008321,"song":"The End Of The Month","artist":"John Valby","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/1008321-the-end-of-the-month-chords-by-john-valby/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/1008321?type=chord","rating":0.13742,"votes":0,"content":"\"The End of the Month\"\r\nArtist: John Valby\r\nChords: Maniac1075\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nYou can tell by the smell that she isn't feeling well[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]G[/ch]                      [ch]C[/ch]\r\nAs the end of the month rolls around[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nYou can guess there's a mess there underneath her dress[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]G[/ch]                      [ch]C[/ch]\r\nAs the end of the month rolls around[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab]        [ch]C[/ch]      [ch]G[/ch]    [ch]C[/ch]             [ch]F[/ch]\r\nSo it's Ha Ha Hey, What-chu got to say[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]C[/ch]             [ch]G[/ch]    \r\nShout out your orders loud and clear ...[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]C[/ch]               [ch]G[/ch]                [ch]C[/ch]             [ch]F[/ch]                            \r\nwe got super, regular, large. We've got rags to fit a barge[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]C[/ch]         [ch]G[/ch]           [ch]C[/ch]\r\nAs the end of the month rolls around[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Choose a next verse; see below]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Outro]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]              [ch]C[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]                         [ch]F[/ch] [ch]C[/ch]\r\nBut it's great.     when your favorite date[/tab]\r\n[tab]                       [ch]C[/ch]                       [ch]F[/ch]\r\ncalls you up and says, \"honey, my period ain't late\"[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]C[/ch]                          [ch]G[/ch]             [ch]E[/ch]-[ch]D#[/ch]-[ch]D[/ch]-[ch]C#[/ch]-[ch]C[/ch]  [ch]F[/ch] [ch]C[/ch]\r\nYeah, the end of, the end of the month... rolls around[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n[Extra versus]\r\n\r\nShe get's stiff when they sniff, but the dogs think it's terr-RIFF\r\nAs the end of the month rolls around\r\nYou can tell by the stink that she isn't in the pink\r\nAs the end of the month rolls around\r\n\r\nYou can bet it ain't sweat when her underwear is wet\r\nAs the end of the month rolls around\r\nYou can tell that it itches by the way she always bitches\r\nAs the end of the month rolls around\r\n\r\nYou can tell by her pout that her eggs are falling out\r\nAs the end of the month rolls around\r\nYou can tell by her walk that you will get it... NOT!\r\nAs the end of the month rolls around\r\n\r\nYou can tell by the stain that she's in a lot of pain\r\nAs the end of the month rolls around\r\nYou can tell by her stance that she's got cotton in her pants\r\nAs the end of the month rolls around\r\n\r\nYou can tell by her pain that you'll be beating off again\r\nAs the end of the month rolls around\r\nYou can tell by the string that she's got something up her thing\r\nAs the end of the month rolls around\r\n\r\nYou can tell by the flood that she's losing lots of blood\r\nAs the end of the month rolls around\r\nWhen she's on the rag, you can only cry and beg\r\nAs the end of the month rolls around\r\n\r\nYou can tell by the stench that she's a bloody wench\r\nAs the end of the month rolls around\r\nYou can tell by her pout that her eggs are failing out\r\nAs the end of the month rolls around\r\n\r\nYou can tell by her walk that you'll sit around and talk\r\nAs the end of the month rolls around\r\nYou can tell by the blotch that she's got a leaky crotch \r\nAs the end of the month rolls around\r\n\r\nYou can tell by her eyes that there is blood between her thighs \r\nAs the end of the month rolls around\r\nYou can tell by the blotch that she's got a leaky crotch\r\nAs the end of the month rolls around\r\n\r\nIf she won't let you pump you can do it in her rump\r\nAs the end of the month rolls around\r\nIf your sex life is a loss and your cock is growing moss\r\nAs the end of the month rolls around\r\n\r\nIf you give her enough beer you can do her in the rear\r\nAs the end of the month rolls around\r\nIf you get near her with your cock she'll tell you to take a walk\r\nAs the end of the month rolls around","plain_text":"\"The End of the Month\"\nArtist: John Valby\nChords: Maniac1075\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Choose a next verse; see below]\n\n\n[Outro]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Extra versus]\n\nShe get's stiff when they sniff, but the dogs think it's terr-RIFF\nAs the end of the month rolls around\nYou can tell by the stink that she isn't in the pink\nAs the end of the month rolls around\n\nYou can bet it ain't sweat when her underwear is wet\nAs the end of the month rolls around\nYou can tell that it itches by the way she always bitches\nAs the end of the month rolls around\n\nYou can tell by her pout that her eggs are falling out\nAs the end of the month rolls around\nYou can tell by her walk that you will get it... NOT!\nAs the end of the month rolls around\n\nYou can tell by the stain that she's in a lot of pain\nAs the end of the month rolls around\nYou can tell by her stance that she's got cotton in her pants\nAs the end of the month rolls around\n\nYou can tell by her pain that you'll be beating off again\nAs the end of the month rolls around\nYou can tell by the string that she's got something up her thing\nAs the end of the month rolls around\n\nYou can tell by the flood that she's losing lots of blood\nAs the end of the month rolls around\nWhen she's on the rag, you can only cry and beg\nAs the end of the month rolls around\n\nYou can tell by the stench that she's a bloody wench\nAs the end of the month rolls around\nYou can tell by her pout that her eggs are failing out\nAs the end of the month rolls around\n\nYou can tell by her walk that you'll sit around and talk\nAs the end of the month rolls around\nYou can tell by the blotch that she's got a leaky crotch \nAs the end of the month rolls around\n\nYou can tell by her eyes that there is blood between her thighs \nAs the end of the month rolls around\nYou can tell by the blotch that she's got a leaky crotch\nAs the end of the month rolls around\n\nIf she won't let you pump you can do it in her rump\nAs the end of the month rolls around\nIf your sex life is a loss and your cock is growing moss\nAs the end of the month rolls around\n\nIf you give her enough beer you can do her in the rear\nAs the end of the month rolls around\nIf you get near her with your cock she'll tell you to take a walk\nAs the end of the month rolls around","chords":["C","G","F","E","D#","D","C#"],"chord_diagrams":{"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"E":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,1,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,1,0,0]},"F":{"barres":[1],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[1,3,4,2,1,1],"frets":[1,3,3,2,1,1]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}