{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":1008084,"song":"My Dick Is Small","artist":"John Valby","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/1008084-my-dick-is-small-chords-by-john-valby/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/1008084?type=chord","rating":0.01057,"votes":0,"content":"Title: My Dick Is Small\r\nArtist: John Valby\r\nTab by: Maniac1075\r\n\r\n[ch]D[/ch] [ch]E[/ch]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]  [ch]F#[/ch]  [ch]G[/ch]   [ch]F#[/ch] [ch]E[/ch]     \r\nOh my dick is small[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]   [ch]F#[/ch]   [ch]G[/ch]  [ch]A[/ch]  [ch]F#[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]   [ch]E[/ch]\r\nand I've only got one ball[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]   [ch]A[/ch]   [ch]B[/ch]\r\nAnd the girls all say it's teeny[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F#[/ch]   [ch]G[/ch]   [ch]A[/ch]\r\nbut it's still my favorite weenie[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]  [ch]F#[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]    [ch]F#[/ch] [ch]E[/ch]\r\nOh my dick is small[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]   [ch]F#[/ch]   [ch]G[/ch]  [ch]A[/ch] [ch]F#[/ch]  [ch]G[/ch]   [ch]E[/ch]\r\nand I've only got one ball[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch](no3) [ch]E[/ch]    [ch]D[/ch](no3)  [ch]E[/ch]   \r\nUhh    umm  Uhh     umm[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n(repeat same chords)\r\n\r\nOh he's got a tiny pole\r\nand on top it got no hole\r\nAnd everywhere he goes\r\nall the jizz comes out his nose\r\nOh the dick is small\r\nand it's only got a core\r\n\r\nUhh umm Uhh umm\r\n\r\nOh her titties sag\r\nand she's always on the rag\r\nAnd her beaver is so hairy\r\nshe'll never lose her cherry\r\nCause her tits are small\r\nand she's got no box at all\r\n\r\nUhh umm Uhh umm","plain_text":"Title: My Dick Is Small\nArtist: John Valby\nTab by: Maniac1075\n\nD E\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n(repeat same chords)\n\nOh he's got a tiny pole\nand on top it got no hole\nAnd everywhere he goes\nall the jizz comes out his nose\nOh the dick is small\nand it's only got a core\n\nUhh umm Uhh umm\n\nOh her titties sag\nand she's always on the rag\nAnd her beaver is so hairy\nshe'll never lose her cherry\nCause her tits are small\nand she's got no box at all\n\nUhh umm Uhh umm","chords":["D","E","F#","G","A","B"],"chord_diagrams":{"A":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,2,3,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,2,0]},"B":{"barres":[2],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,1,2,3,4,1],"frets":[-1,2,4,4,4,2]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"E":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,1,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,1,0,0]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}